My sister once told me "If you think its a funny thing to eat its not a good idea" I will argue that it is NEVER a good idea.
It all started with an idea... Pizza. Why not? We live in the city, we should take advantage of this thing called delivery right? Laura had been talking about it for 2 days and I was NOT in the mood to cook or go to the store. Bonnie got home around 10:30 and I thought to myself this could be a good night to order in, so I went up into her room and with my bowl of canned Mandarin oranges that I eat with chopsticks (its really fun just try it) and said BONNIE I NEED SOME FOOD to which she replied "Pizza?" I beamed, I was sooo excited ...Laura was in the shower but when she got out we informed her that we could not decide what we wanted so we had ordered 2 pizzas from 2 different places to see what was better pizza and which one took longer to deliver. So now all we had to do was wait.
The first bell rang, Bonnie went to get it as she was paying I yelled from the top of the stairs
"HEY Bonnie is he cute?" She ignored me ...so again I said, "Hey Bonnie is the delivery boy CUTE?" she started laughing and then took the pizza and closed the door. I was killing myself... thinking man I am funny and seeing her red face as she put the pizza on the table was worth it. About ten min later there was the next bell, me being the angel that I am thought that she would never retaliate the harmless joke I had just played. She looked at me and said, "Two can play this game Angela Bridge," as she ran up the stairs and waited for me to open the door.
...I opened the door.....and SCREAMED on the inside. The pizza guy looked WAY too familiar.
I started to panic a little ... and this check list started to go off in my head
- Is this the guy you worked with at superstore ... YES
- Is Bonnie yelling down the stairs, "Hey Ang is the pizza guy cute?" ...YES
- Is this the guy that tried to kiss you in the back room at work ..YES
YES YES YES YES YES YES to all of the above
Words started to form...
Angela "Hey how much is it?"
pizza boy "$24.75"
Angela "k ... here you go"
pizza boy "Thankyou... hey um... do I know you... yah I do we worked together one time"
Angela "oh yah ..haha.... I remember"
pizza boy "so... you live here"
Angela "yah...er a ... no haha?"
pizza boy "where you workin?"
Angela "oh you know ha..ha..? Well thank you. see you around"
pizza boy "yah you will, night" ( with a wink)
.... I really hope that he saw the pizza from a different place siting on the table behind me.. on a Monday night.. I hope that made him think I am pathetic and not worth remembering my address!! Moral of the story DONT EAT LATE
... and who am I kidding he cornered me I could not move my lips away fast enough I GOT KISSED BY A GUY IN THE BACK ROOM OF THE SUPERSTORE... AND NOW HE DELIVERS PIZZA.
I love mondays?
